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    November 26

    刚看的短文,有点意思

    這個好笑,卻也道盡職場現實
    在不景氣中,沒有強有力的後台,
    不管佔到什麼缺,只要有缺可佔,都算幸福啦!
     


    動物園新來了一隻獅子。

    在餵食的時候,其他的獅子都吃牛排,這隻新獅子只分配到一根香蕉,

    起初這隻新來的獅子以為自己資淺,不以為意。

    但隔了幾天,牠實在受不了,就開口問了其中一隻獅子:

    「為什麼你們每天都在吃牛排,而我只能吃香蕉?」

    資深的獅子回答說:

    因為我們這個動物園,獅子的人事凍結,你佔的是猴子的缺。 ..... 這是什麼狀況? *_*

    這隻新來的獅子再問了其中一隻獅子:

    「為什麼隔壁那隻土狗子也在吃牛排,而我還是只能吃香蕉?不能換個缺嗎?」

    「因為你佔的是猴子的缺。他佔的是老虎的缺,最重要的是 - 那隻狗是園長介紹來的
     
     

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